Three years ago, I was born in an alley behind a chicken joint. My mom disappeared when I was a kitten. It was up to me to take care of my four siblings. We survived on scraps of fried chicken wings and fake mashed potato gravy. The owners hated having us around and would bang on the dumpster to shoo us away. I lost track of my siblings after starting work at the local bodega as a mouser. The guy behind the counter […]
Mr. Man hangs out on some message board where big, beefy guys and strong, surly women post adorable pictures of cute animals. Most of the time it’s puppies or kittens. Occasionally, there’ll be a sugar glider or hedgehog. The pics are cute, but none grip me for longer than a minute or two. Until I met this loveable lump of pure sugar. I dare you to say no to this face. Dare you!